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Coinflip

This is a simple game where the user selects between heads or tails. You double your wager each time you win. It's simple yet addictive, side bets are always welcome!

Coin

A simple argument settler, pick a side, flip a coin and get results. This function has settled many arguments and started many wars.

Snipe

This function allows you to retrieve the most recent deleted or lost message from any person on the server.

Roll

Like an infinite dice, this function allows you to enter a number and receive back a randomly selected number from 1 to this high limit. This function is used in many ways, such as determining who will pay for lunch, how many ducks are needed to fight alligators, and rolling for double damage.

Balance

This function returns the current amount of discoins you currently have.

Give

Simple function that allows users to give discoins to other users. This is often used to pay for lunch if lunch was paid in discoins, which would be another topic. The gifted discoins are removed from the giver's account.

Snipes

Returns the amount of snipes the user has done. This function is often used to determine the top snipers or the Kyle award. (see American Sniper)

Stats

This function allows the user to see a lot of different stats about what he has done on the server. Most of these aren't useful but will definitely increase bragging rights. Stats returned include; total amount of discoins earned, lost and given. The total number of bets made is the degenerate's stat of the year.